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How I Failed To Become A Dumper Truck DriverWhen I was about four I wanted to be a yellow dumper truck driver. »
Alvin Stardust: A blog to a lost friendI never knew Bernard Jewry or Shane Fenton. I only knew Alvin. Or Bert, as »
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